Bob Ong (via beben-eleben)
this is a detention card of this kid at my school LOL
THIS KID IS BADASS. lol
And the teacher cried in the bath.
OMG LOL WOW
AWESOME KID. :DD
o holy jesus this on is one for the record books
man, if i was the teacher, i’d raise that kid’s grade a letter or something.
that kid is my new hero.
FILIPINO SEX, eh?
Di ba’t nakakasira ng momentum pag nakakatawa yung binabanggit ng partner mo pag umaaksyon na kayo?
YOU FILIPINO PANSIT EATING MOTHER HAMPER.
Putanginang shit. Sinong nanay mo? Sinong nanay mo? SINONG NANAY MO?!
Sandali, let me wipe your mouth.
OH YES THE TONGUE, YES THE TONGUE, NO THE FINGER… OH YES THE FINGERRRR!
SINONG NANAY MO!!!
Pers taym ko mag-post/reblog ng audio. Di ko mapigilan hindi i-reblog. Hahahaha!
PUTA. THE PINGER! HAHAHA!!! SINONG NANAY MOOOO!
SINONG NANAY MO!!!!
SINONG NANAY MO SHET!
oh yes the finger! haha
omaygad , i just cant :))))
SINONG NANAY MO?!?!?!
Sinong nanay mo?!?!?!?!
you failed and you have the lowest score in class:
you failed but not as badly as you’d thought:
you failed but your friends didn’t do that well either:
you failed (or barely passed) and then someone says “THAT WAS THE EASIEST EXAM EVER”:
you get the highest score in class:
your friend gets the highest score in class:
someone you don’t like gets the highest score in class:
And you’re just like
And then they’re like
And you know she’s mad she’s not you so you’re just like
And she finally stops looking so you’re just like